Blankity-blank on a blank!

Knitters Anonymous is having a fun contest right now in which you take pictures showing "_____(animal) on a _____ (inanimate object)" to celebrate the release of "Snakes of a Plane". I had a lot of fun with this idea! Behold:

Pig in a blanket! (Sorry, couldnt' resist)
Manatee in the pants!
Penguin in a cookie jar!

Onigiri on a flip-flop!

MINI-CTHULU ON MY LIFELESS CORPSE! AAAIIIEE!!!